I want to try something with you. A sort of meditation, if you’re willing to indulge me. I want you to breath deep. Loosen your shoulders. Calm your mind. Exhale. And pretend, for just a moment, that you’ve never heard of Jurassic Park.
Have you done it? Is your head clear? Has the franchise as a whole been erased from your brain? Ok, good.
We’re calm, cool, and collected, and we’re pretending Jurassic Park/World doesn’t exist in our reality. Now, I’m going to try to sell you an action film, and you have to pretend it’s for adults and their families. NOT exclusively written for elementary school children.
That’s right. Be calm. Like Dr. Grant before the talking dinosaur. Not after. Continue reading