Caffeine Buddy


Do you ever feel yourself slipping into the deep dark void of unconsciousness, and wish you could claw your way back to the light? Ever feel you could get more done if you quit sleeping altogether? Introducing the new Caffeine Buddy! Your only friend in a world full of nagging, exhausting demands. With the Caffeine Buddy, you have the freedom to choose when you sleep, if ever!


By utilizing futuristic monitoring technology, the Caffeine Buddy can sense your wakeful levels, and administer sleep-fighting injections without you ever having to push a button! This “sleepless” method will allow you to take up new hobbies, catch up on your reading, or stay up all night cleaning your bathroom tile grout with a toothbrush.


Ditch that old insulin pump, and switch to the Caffeine Buddy today!


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